a list of letters.

dear extremely loud and incredibly close,
please be as good as i want you to be.

dear patience,
come out, come out, wherever you are.

dear hair,
stop getting tangled in my coat and scarves. i had you cut; please behave.

dear lavender-mint shampoo,
don't ever change; you're perfect.

dear parks and recreation,
don't ever change; you're perfect.

dear baseball,
please hurry up and get here. i miss you more than you know.

dear wings and rings,
i'm a bit obsessed with your garlic and parmesan flavor. however, the standards you have for the waitresses you hire need to be raised. a lot.

dear spinning instructors,
can all of you please stop playing the black eyed peas? pretty please.

dear sunday,
slow your roll.